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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Mmm, Grits

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 21, 2014 at 4:00PM

Mmm Grits

Throw some cheese on that bitch.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Richard Ellis/Contributor/Getty Images]

Happy Belated Easter!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

The winner of this year's egg hunt gets a picture with the Murder Bunny and his best pal, Nightmare Bear.

[via Browsa]

Let Me Give That A Quick Rinse

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 21, 2014 at 2:00PM

A true friend is always there to pee on you while you're down.

[via Odder Site]

Tags: 

drunk

friends

gross

pee

piss

puddle

puke

sick

splash

urine

vomit

wtf

Bring Your Kid To Congress Day

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 21, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Wake up, son. Later on I'll show you how to accept a bribe and maintain a secret second family."

[via Pikabu]

Hey There, Sexy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 21, 2014 at 12:00PM

Only an idiot would get 1) a face tattoo 2) of spiders 3) with only 6 legs.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

Tags: 

bad

ew

eye

face

fail

gross

six legs

spider

spiders

tat

tattoo

tiny

why

worst

Bold Defensive Strategy

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 21, 2014 at 11:00AM

When confronted by an assailant you should yell, play dead, or jerk him off until help arrives.

[via Daily Garlic]

Tags: 

beat off

carjacker

carjacking

fight

handjob

heroes

kids