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Let Me Give That A Quick Rinse

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 21, 2014 at 2:00PM

A true friend is always there to pee on you while you're down.

[via Odder Site]

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Bring Your Kid To Congress Day

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 21, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Wake up, son. Later on I'll show you how to accept a bribe and maintain a secret second family."

[via Pikabu]

Hey There, Sexy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 21, 2014 at 12:00PM

Only an idiot would get 1) a face tattoo 2) of spiders 3) with only 6 legs.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

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bad

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Bold Defensive Strategy

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 21, 2014 at 11:00AM

When confronted by an assailant you should yell, play dead, or jerk him off until help arrives.

[via Daily Garlic]

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beat off

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carjacking

fight

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heroes

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See? Rednecks Love Coachella Too

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 21, 2014 at 10:00AM

By the way Duck Sauce is a DJ duo, not a delicious glaze.

[via Izismile]

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coachella

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LOL

party

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Great Job At Looking Interested

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 20, 2014 at 10:00PM

The contemporary art wing of the museum was her favorite due to having the strongest WiFi signal.

[via Acid Cow]

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art

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iPhone

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outlet

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