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Popular on the Internet this week: The above photo of some dude who cares more about his cupcake than the two girls making out beside him — posted to one of those terrible "from last night" sites that seem to be adored by frat boys and my one college buddy who can't move on.
The comments are what you'd expect. Things like:
lmfao!!!! he is more interested on the cupcake than the women 0.00000001 inch away from him
But don't all these commenters see the irony of what they're doing? They are looking at a picture of a guy who'd rather be looking at a cupcake than two girls making out… on the Internet!
There are a million other pictures they could be looking at of two girls making out without some creepy dude eating a cupcake in them. They are literally a few clicks away from high-quality videos of hot girl-on-girl action all over the entire web!
But they'd rather be making fun of some dude for enjoying a cupcake.
Just goes to show you can't always judge a man's priorities!
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