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Fan Favorites: Kids Grinding

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 17, 2012 at 6:00PM

Oh, it's Sam Jarvis! THE ONLY PERSON WHO MADE A SUGGESTION.

Seriously though, the search bar barely works on this blog so I know you can't search "the one with the bitch dancing" and find what you're looking for. Why not suggest it here? I CAN'T JUST KEEP TALKING TO MYSELF.

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Fan Favorites: 20 Seconds on the Clock – Asian Kid Tazes Himself

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 10, 2011 at 6:00PM

This week, I'm back and Carly is on vacation.

It's not easy to do all 50 posts for the week by yourself.  Time becomes precious.

So when someone like Jason 'Elliot' Cavey goes through the trouble of providing you a link directly to his Fan Favorites video, that's the kind of time saver a guy can really use.

So, Jason, this week we're featuring the 20 seconds on the Clock of the Asian kid tazing himself.  Right after you explain to me what kind of a nickname "Eliot" is.

And if you like this 20 Seconds on the Clock, check out ALL of our 20 Seconds on the Clock videos on the 20 Seconds on the Clock page.

We have 30 different 20 Seconds on the Clocks in the archive.  According to math, you should be able to watch them all in 10 minutes.  Easy.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

20 Seconds on the Clock: Baby Swinging Lady

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 19, 2011 at 1:01AM

Daniel put 20 seconds on the clock at the expense of a (Don?t) Shake Weight.

20 Seconds on the Clock: Carrot Bukkake

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 12, 2011 at 1:01AM

Daniel Tosh puts 20 seconds on the clock at the expense of a veggie lover.

In This Week's Show

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 29, 2010 at 1:31AM

In tonight's show, we put 20 Seconds on the Clock for a woman with six-pack tits.  (And so you wouldn't whine about how there was no 20 Seconds on the Clock this week.)

And Daniel showed you how easy it is to sink a basketball with a skateboard.

But that's not all. You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

  • This week's Web Redemption was the Worst Comedian Ever
  • This week's Video Breakdown was wig-splittingly funny
  • Once again we asked you to Guess What Happens Next (and filled our puke quota in the process)
  • Daniel danced along with the "rippin' and tearin'" guy
  • And we tried to determine which tweets were for @KingJames (aka LeBron) and which were for @DanielTosh (available tomorrow morning)
  • Want to submit your own video? Do it here!

Finally, check out every single clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.

In This Week's Show

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 8, 2010 at 1:31AM

In tonight's show, we put 20 seconds on the clock at the expense of modern art.

And Daniel proves that he's not necessarily the best person to have as a friend.

But that's not all. You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

Finally, check out every single clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.

In This Week's Show

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 1, 2010 at 1:31AM


In tonight's show, we put 20 seconds on the clock for a man with massive nipples.


And Daniel parodied a painful pool jump.

But that's not all. You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

Finally, check out every single clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.

In This Week's Show

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 10, 2010 at 1:31AM

Daniel shows how riding motorcycles got a whole lot cooler.

And we put 20 Seconds on the Clock at the expense of a guy with an unsightly tumor.

But that's not all.  You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

Finally, check out every single clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.

In This Week's Show

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 3, 2010 at 1:32AM

This week, Daniel took a look at all the things he was sad he didn't get to make fun of during our break.

And Daniel proves a line drive to the face might hurt but it doesn't have to stop the game.

But that's not all.  You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

Finally, check out every single clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.

Giant Butt Girl Meets Her Match

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 16, 2010 at 4:00PM

Sure, it's giant. BUT DOES IT FLOAT?!?

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