20 seconds on the clock

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Hey Baby Girl (above)
• A seahorse gave birth
• A little girl pooped down the slide
• We put 20 Seconds on the Clock for some fat soccer skills
• The worst rescue team ever flailed around in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel looked back on some "What's Your Name?" submissions
• And Daniel discussed segregated proms.

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was LP Theories (above)
• Two dudes shared smoke rings
• We put 20 Seconds on the Clock for a kid with long eyelashes
• A guy had a tantric orgasm in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel went grocery shopping with Carrot Top
• Daniel took out the trash with Carrot Top
• We debuted Daniel's new scent
• And Daniel got gas with Carrot Top

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week Daniel did an Oscars Spoiler Alert (above)
• A guy failed at releasing an animal
• We put 20 seconds on the clock for some vagina strumming
• A woman used a car wash to clean her behind in this week's Video Breakdown
• And Daniel did a web chat with a bedroom weightlifter.

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's CeWEBrity Profile was X12 (above)
• A naked skier took a tumble
• We put 20 seconds on the clock to watch Asians stay warm
• A girl got a slutty leg cast
• Someone asked if you can quack like a duck in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel raced his staff in Le Tour De Cul-De-Sac.0
• And Daniel had you tweet your valentine.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Lisa Bogus has only seen 20 seconds of Tosh.0.

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Bubb Rubb (above)
• Daniel thumb wrestled a bear
• We put 20 seconds on the clock for some sexy amputees
• We watched a guy stuck under a train in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel employed some cheap labor on Fiverr (check out the extended version!)
• We met Woody from Brickleberry- like Brickleberry on Facebook!
• And Daniel introduced you to the game Slap, Lick, Fondle

Last week, after I was a whiny bitch calling people out for suggesting repeat videos, most of them came back with new suggestions.

Both Colton and Nick suggested I post the Viewer Responses to Things You Should Never Run into a Room and Yell.  Guys.  Come on.  Did it.

Derreck suggested Rippin' and Tearin' hadn't been used before.  Laughable.

Heather straight up went into hiding.

So that leaves Emily…

See?  The benefits of having no fucking life.  Nice work, Emily.

Plus, aw shucks, that's a good one.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

This week, I'm back and Carly is on vacation.

It's not easy to do all 50 posts for the week by yourself.  Time becomes precious.

So when someone like Jason 'Elliot' Cavey goes through the trouble of providing you a link directly to his Fan Favorites video, that's the kind of time saver a guy can really use.

So, Jason, this week we're featuring the 20 seconds on the Clock of the Asian kid tazing himself.  Right after you explain to me what kind of a nickname "Eliot" is.

And if you like this 20 Seconds on the Clock, check out ALL of our 20 Seconds on the Clock videos on the 20 Seconds on the Clock page.

We have 30 different 20 Seconds on the Clocks in the archive.  According to math, you should be able to watch them all in 10 minutes.  Easy.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Daniel put 20 seconds on the clock at the expense of a (Don?t) Shake Weight.

Daniel Tosh puts 20 seconds on the clock at the expense of a veggie lover.