2013

First of all we'd like to thank God for immediately giving us someone to thank.

Tosh.0 has been nominated for the Best Humor Website of the 2013 Webbys!! And let me tell you I am EXCITED.

According to The New York Times, a Webby Award is the "Internet's Highest Honor," which is pretty amazing because I always thought the internet's highest honor was having your face turn into a meme.

It's great to be nominated, even if we don't win, blah blah blah GAME ON.

So help a sister out and VOTE FOR US!

What good is a boyfriend if he can't double as a stand, ya know?

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And I wanna be like, "Gram it's 2013! I have chestnut friends, peach friends… even a couple cinnamon friends!"

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In Hollywood, "diversity" means "including a British guy".

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Mark Toitia.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

World's worst human centipede impression.

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If only streamers could wipe away tears.

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"Hit me." -Jay-Z

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

You'll never get into ASU with that mouth, lady!

With that grammar though, you're probably fine.