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TOSH.0 BLOG Monday, May 20

An Anthem For The 24-Year-Olds

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 13, 2012 at 11:00AM

Being 24 is all about using your parent's gas card, losing your agility, and making sure you don't get anyone pregnant.

Better watch this twice for good measure.

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'Gossip Girl' + Sleepy Jack Bauer = 'Twelve'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 5, 2010 at 5:00PM

Twelve is a new Joel Schumacher movie that answers the question you've been dying to know: what would Gossip Girl be like if Kiefer Sutherland did the voice-over instead? Awful, apparently.

Kiefer sounds sleepy and unenthused. But I would be too if I had to deliver the line, "Sometimes, if you can't see what you're finished with … it's better". Yawn! Not even the Jack Bauer whisper can save this movie. And as we know from 192 hours of breathy-voiced television, there's a lot the Jack Bauer whisper can save.

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