New Every Tuesday

Vote Now

Catch Tosh on Tour

Flower Child

WATCH FULL EPISODES
CAPTION CHALLENGE

Watch three different full episodes every Tuesday.

Has Daniel made it? You Decide!

See Daniel doing stand-up live on tour and be forever changed. Buy tickets now!

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke in the comments.

TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

Twitter Antithesis Has 1,400 Character Minimum

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | August 25, 2009 at 7:00PM

Woofer!

It was only a matter of time before someone created a platform for those who hate Twitter. It's the Twitter antithesis. Woofer is a new service that forces people out of brevity by requiring 1,400 characters worth of depth and detail on every post. I thought that was called LiveJournal?

I can't even read a 1,400 character blog post — let alone write one. So, I think it's the perfect website for my antithesis. To all the Twitter-haters who call it mundane, cursory bullshit: You and your exciting friends should join Woofer! See how mundane and bullshitty your buddies become when they have to write 1,400 characters.

[via Network World via Digg]

PREVIOUS 1 NEXT

WHAT'S HOT

Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored

Posted: 03/12/13

Total Views: 187,679

30 For 30.0 - Nerf Hoops - Uncensored

Posted: 05/14/13

Total Views: 117,008

Web Redemption - Fat Bottle Ninja

Posted: 03/12/13

Total Views: 106,660

Monkey Workout - Uncensored

Posted: 03/12/13

Total Views: 99,276

I Did a Handrail

Posted: 04/30/13

Total Views: 98,243