It was only a matter of time before someone created a platform for those who hate Twitter. It's the Twitter antithesis. Woofer is a new service that forces people out of brevity by requiring 1,400 characters worth of depth and detail on every post. I thought that was called LiveJournal?
I can't even read a 1,400 character blog post — let alone write one. So, I think it's the perfect website for my antithesis. To all the Twitter-haters who call it mundane, cursory bullshit: You and your exciting friends should join Woofer! See how mundane and bullshitty your buddies become when they have to write 1,400 characters.