50 cent

"Okay, Tommy, your turn. What song best describes YOU?"

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If I find this lizard in da club this weekend, I will be all over him.

Same goes for the genius that made this video.

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Obviously 50 Cent is really excited about this video. He already tweeted the link saying that "everybody loves 50".

Well how could we not, 50? You're so lovable, you're like a teddy bear. A big, scary, crude, crazy, Chelsea Handler-kissing teddy bear.

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Longtime Tosh.0 fans remember Joselyn as one of our original bloggers, but apparently Joselyn's too busy tweeting to actually blog anymore.  So occasionally I do it for her.

Yesterday, Joselyn sent me this image of 50 Cent holding a dog with a pink cast on its leg.

I've taken a full 24 hours to try to decipher it and I've yet to come up with any good answers.  They say that over time dogs tend to look like their owners, so maybe this dog has finally gotten some bullet wounds?

If you can explain this photo, please let me know.  I guess I could just ask Joselyn, but… eh.

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When the leaked Mamma Mia audition tape made its rounds a bunch of people tried to say it was fake.

Many commented that there was no way Chris Klein's bulging eyes were anything but a joke. But I knew deep in my heart of hearts that the audition tape was real and I am submitting this clip from Caught In The Crossfire as evidence.

At least watch past the one minute mark when bulgy-eyed Chris Klein comes out to play.

That's Chris Klein acting, you guys! That's his go-to "acting" "technique".

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Yes!  Believe it or not, that's Fiddy!  (Not quite sure on the spelling there.)

According to Videogum, the rapper turned actor lost 60 pounds for a movie role (that he wrote for himself) where he plays a football player who has cancer.

How'd he do it??

Apparently, 50 Cent is really into method acting and he gave himself cancer!

Ha.  That's not true.  But it could have been, because he is insane.

Part of me thinks that maybe 50 Cent has trouble grasping the "acting" part of acting.  You don't have to be in physical distress to "play a character" who is in physical distress.  They have special effects now.  It's like auto-tune for the silver screen!

The Canadian College of English Language's Pop Culture Translator is the greatest thing to hit the web since Youtube Closed Captioning. You can click on any of the above clips where people and characters of American pop culture speak in not-so-plain English and the clip will play with "translations".

For example, the opening lyrics to 50 Cent's "Just a Lil Bit" are translated to, "I am looking for a non-committed relationship. Nothing serious. I like to dance. Move your bum like it's on fire. Dance, woman, dance."

Free up your afternoon. This site is hours of easy entertainment! There are only 6 clips with translations but you could easily watch them over and over.

I like the idea that Brad Pitt, 50 Cent, Gollum, Ozzy Osbourne, Sean Paul, and System of a Down sum up American pop culture. But I think they may have forgotten to translate a Jersey Shore clip.

Foreigners don't know phrases like "juice heads", "beatin'-up-the-beat", and "prehistoric kindergarten". And I'd definitely like to hear the official translation of "sloppy seconds".

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