70s

Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.

I don't feel the need to explain myself here. "You Look Just Like Your Mother…I know. Fuck." is clearly the best picture that has ever been posted on this, or any, blog.

Of course like any good parent I have my one favorite child and then it's a tie between the rest of them. The girl with the very long penis, the guy who stabbed someone in the middle of a haircut, and the badass mofo with a pet bunny all hold a special place in my heart.

Remember the Pet Rock?  Or were you born after World War II?

Either way, here's a quick refresher: It was a rock in a box that was a big fad in the 1970s, like the leisure suit or the Vietnam War.

Well, the Pet Rock is back and it's a perfect addition to your holiday shopping list.

This new Pet Rock, released by ThinkGeek earlier this year, now plugs into any USB port!  That's what I call "tech savvy"!

Once plugged in, the Pet Rock does absolutely nothing.  It just sits on your desk, killing time, getting nothing accomplished, using absolutely no energy whatsoever …making it only slightly less productive than you are on an average work day.

(In case you didn't notice, I just "zinged" you.)

Additionally, the Pet Rock comes in a box, perfect for holding the tears of disappointment guaranteed to be produced by its recipient.  Neat-o!

[via The Presurfer]