The Moist Maker
ATTENTION GENTLEMEN: Valentine's Day is a mere 4 days away. Have you prepared your dance of seduction?
Have you dry-cleaned your collection of tiny red shorts? Have you trimmed your mullet?
The lady in your life deserves nothing less.
I think Ros spoke for the entire female gender when she half-heartedly muttered, "I'd love to watch Gary take it all off."
[via Buzzfeed]


































