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Yes, I Just Discovered The Freedom Boner

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 17, 2014 at 12:00PM

He may never release his birth certificate, but Obama's x-ray is enough proof for me.

[via Reddit]

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Because F*ck It, Why Not?

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 28, 2014 at 10:00PM

Would you like to add fries and a pint of whiskey to make it a sadness combo?

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Close Enough, America

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 23, 2014 at 2:00PM

If everyone could turn their attention to Deion's pants for the singing of our National Anthem.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Vigorous Salute

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 25, 2013 at 11:00AM

He just loves America SO DAMN MUCH.

[via Uber Humor]

American Squirrel

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 29, 2013 at 6:00PM

It's okay buddy, I did the same thing to the 5 lb. bag of peanut M&M's that was supposed to last me all winter.

[via Scrotum Coat]