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Yo Quiero To Offer My Deepest Sympathies

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 9, 2014 at 3:00PM

If it helps, racist dog-in-a-poncho is SUPER sorry your dad is dead.

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Beware Of Adorable Attack Dog

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 22, 2013 at 6:00PM

This is so cute. But for real though, he tackled them in the parking lot and ripped their faces off.

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10 Horny Beasts

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 20, 2013 at 3:00PM

Lion O Face

Ahhhh nature; behold its wondrous bounty. The eclectic wildlife that populates this planet we call Earth offers a seemingly infinite supply of beauty, majesty and grace. And to repay them for filling our lives with such wonder, we've made ourselves the only species on the planet that watches all the other ones bang. So don't mind us you salacious little critters, we'll just be over here in the corner taking a permanent record of your lion-O-face. You know, for science and posterity and whatnot.

Click below to see more of nature's naughtiest…

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10 Super Senior Citizens

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 6, 2013 at 3:00PM

Far too often, the elderly are completely overlooked in our society. Sure they're cranky, dangerous behind the wheel, and sometimes smell funny, but that doesn't mean they aren't still awesome. Maybe this year if you realized Grandma probably doesn't want another mint-colored sweatsuit with a raccoon on it, and instead bought her a bong and a handle of Cognac for her birthday, you'd see just how joyous and full of life she can still be.

So respect your elders, you dicks. And click below for more proof of geezer greatness…

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10 Unadoptable Pets

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 19, 2013 at 3:00PM

Pets are lovable, furry and fun. They bring joy and happiness to people everywhere. But while they can make for great companions, they aren't always a pleasure to look at. Yes, much like humans, the pet world has its fair share of fuglies too, like the delightful little gentleman pictured above who appears to almost definitely be the Devil incarnate. He might have a great personality, but don't expect to see him on those Sarah McLachlan adoption ads any time soon.

Click below to see more unsightly pets than your puny eyes can handle…

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