Ninja Vs. Plastic Containers
So, what? We show one video of Daniel slicing through coffee pots and water coolers with a giant sword and suddenly all the ninjas are doing it?
Pssh. Get your own ridiculous hobby.
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So, what? We show one video of Daniel slicing through coffee pots and water coolers with a giant sword and suddenly all the ninjas are doing it?
Pssh. Get your own ridiculous hobby.
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