Hollywood

Duuuuuude…….

Yes, you might be able to get your hands on a flux capacitor, but then what?

You gotta get the plutonium which will upset the Libyan terrorist who will kill you and then your teenage friend who you have semi-questionable relationship with has to travel back in time to tell you to wear a bulletproof vest so you don't die.

Then you have to go on two other journeys that prove to be far less humorous.

And you have to do all of this without messing up anything in the past that could possibly change the future and make you slowly vanish out photographs.

Waaay more trouble than it's worth, man.

[via Reddit]

This video is titled "Why people don't walk cats," but I'm glad they are at least trying to walk their cat.

Cats have gotten a free ride for too long.  If my parents didn't yell at me to wake up every morning, I probably never would have gone to school.  I would have just been like, "Who cares!  I'm sleeping!  Screw you!"

But they forced me to go, and I got a good education, and look at me now: I'm a big-time Hollywood player!

Maybe if we encouraged cats to get off their lazy asses and start walking, they'd have something better than a couple lame websites and an annoying musical.  I dream of a day when motivated cats could star in a hit Hollywood blockbuster.

I mean — Jesus — look at this list of the "Top 5 Movies About Cats."  Gross.

Pull yourselves together, cats!  Your work is terrible!!

[via Blame It On The Voices]

According to Hollywood trade magazine and buzzword spew-fest Variety, James Cameron's Avatar is now the highest grossing movie of all time.

How'd he do it?

Well, as a Hollywood insider and an Internet expert, I've done a little research to help give you the exclusive scoop on how Avatar made all that moolah.

Check out the chart above from movie review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes.  Avatar pulled in an impressive $34.9 million in its 6th week!  That's almost unheard of!

And all it had to do to get there was beat our Hollywood blockbusters like The Rock vehicle, Tooth Fairy, highly anticipated sequel, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel, and the highly praised, Spy Next Door.

How'd Avatar do it?

That's right…  All other movies are terrible.

All the gossip sites have been talking about Heidi Montag's excessive plastic surgery.

As she reveals in the video above, the surgery has made it difficult for her to talk.

So see, the surgery didn't just benefit her face, it helped all of society by temporarily quieting that giant yapper of hers (not to mention relieving us of having to hear her sing).

Now if she'd just get some sort of procedure that would permanently shut her up, we'd all be in great shape.  Maybe she could have her rectum surgically removed from her mouth and reattached to her anus.  At least it would keep her from spewing so much sh*t.

Help us, Dr. Frank Ryan!  You're the best.  I know you can do this!

If you haven't already, don't forget to watch Daniel's "exclusive" interview with Speidi from last season!

[via The Huffington Post, my source for everything Speidi]