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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• A grown ass man got stuck in a high chair and had to call 911. PS his friends left him there.
• This clip from HBO's Real Sex is one of those WOW moments. I've played it ten times already.
• A drunk angry guy cut off his penis to get back at his girlfriend. Sound logic.
• Tobias Funke in The Shining. This scene still makes me want to pee my cutoffs.
• Girls in and around water is all kinds of sexy! Stay hydrated, kids.
• 'Follow me/Bring beer' sandals. I should say both of those things to potential suitors.
• Kim Kardashian's pregnant feet are- AHHHH.
• A Papa John's delivery guy was busted for delivering $40,000 worth of cocaine. Did he include the garlic sauce??
• Dharma eats spaghetti. Is the singular for spaghetti still spaghetti? She eats ONE spaghetti.
• Justin Bieber has 24 hours to claim his monkey, is definitely not going to.
• A dude rubbed his dick on some pepperoni in a grocery store because why not?
• Bonus Link: Mama June's portrait, which to be honest reminds me of Kim Kardashian's pregnant feet.

[photo via Gawker]

You know what would've made the shadow uglier? If it had that lipstick on.

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And for his next trick, Harry will roll over to "They see me rollin'…"

PS I feel like this little guy would totally get along with him.

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Congratulations to Marina Tempelsman and Niccolo Aeed, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

Don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

"I'm telling you, he's my guardian angel. He rests on my shoulder and whispers words of confidence."

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His worst nemesis yet: Road Runner.

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"What? Yeah I'll check his pulse in a sec lemme just get this picture LOL."

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They're supposed to be used for ab workouts? Hahaha yeah right. You're funny.

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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

More like The Sound of Silence But Deadliness, amiright?!

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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I treat my dog like he's my child? Umm, negative. My kid is tied up to a fence outside.

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