Sex

All right, which one of you gave Ursula a case of Smirnoff Ice?

[via Break]

Not until your salads agree to toss my salad.

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"My name's Kathryn by the way."

[via Uber Humor]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via I Heart Chaos]

Question: Is a chocolate sprinkled donut okay to use?

Follow-up question: What if I skipped the penis and just had a donut?

[via Transformer Ivan]

I just don't know if I'm ready to start a family yet, generic bra models.

[via Izismile]

Do you think her boyfriend feels weird jizzing onto a picture of his home continent?

[via It Makes No Sense]

If this was created 40 years ago, that makes it okay to masturbate to now, right?

[via Izismile]

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, this vagina vigilante is getting a CeWEBrity Profile so hold onto your "penus."

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

Also, the best way to treat a UTI is more dick.

[via The Chive]