Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A poodle on a swing! Why the hell not.
- Kids With Beards is another Tumblr win.
- Glow in the dark soap is perfect for showering in the dark.
- Wake up with Kelli Hutcherson. You will never wake up with her.
- 42 ways to type laughter, none of which I agree with. "Ha" is my go to and I MEAN IT.
- Dogs playing alone is actually a lot funnier than I thought.
- 18 famous people who are missing body parts. Whoa.
- Action stars you would want to have your back. The Rock, The Rock, The Rock.
- I can talk, can you fly? I'm sorry but birds are so weird and creepy.
- And the most searched-for jobs on porn. Guys are so predictable.
[video via Tastefully Offensive]