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Mr. Balls does a lot for cancer research but even more for abstinence.
[via Unique Daily]
That's why you're here reading the Tosh.0 blog. Tryin' to stay abstinent.
Otherwise you'd definitely be having sex right now.
You don't have to try to convince us.
[via The Clearly Dope]
Taking stuffed animals on a date is a great way to stay a virgin whether you want to or not.
But it's especially effective if your stuffed animals sound like they drive a windowless van.
In this abstinence education video from the '80s, some NBA players and Barry Sanders warn teens about the dangers of sex.
This video is not a joke even though most of what they say sounds like that awesome line from the movie Mean Girls:
"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it. Okay, promise?" -Coach Carr
Such a good movie. Anyway, save yourself from "pregnancy, pain, and even death" and just watch their slammin' music video already.
[via Found Footage Fest]