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"I'm recording this because it's funny that you might die."
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You might not realize it, but Asians even excel at being racist.
[via Blame It on the Voices]
If only Don Cheadle had gone in for oral surgery before doing the Ocean's Eleven movies. What the hell kind of accent was that?!
[via FilmDrunk]
Some dude with an Appalachian accent and a balding head attempted to put 3,000 toothpicks in his beard. Alas, he ran out of surface area and ended up with only 2,747.
I was still impressed until I saw a guy with a better accent put 4,444 toothpicks in his hair. For charity.
Fuckin' Brits. Always making us look bald. I mean, bad.
[via BWE]
The Internet used to be about one thing: wasting time.
Back before online banking and eBay and instructional how-to videos and Segway repair forums, a website was just full of some dumb crap that made you giggle.
Thus, I bring you "BACON or BEER CAN."
Little known fact about this site: It never gets old.
[via The Daily What]
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