accident

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

"Also, is it okay if we merge into your lane?"

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• This might be the sexiest video on YouTube. The simplicity of it!
• A deer plowed through a bus window and lived to tell his deer friends about it.
• An inmate is suing Taco Bell for stealing his idea for the Doritos Locos shell. I believe him because if I were in jail I'd be coming up with great Doritos inventions as well.
• This power lift is 100% beast mode. Russia.
• What happens to the losing team's championship shirts? You will not be surprised by this.
• Don't be afraid of love!! God dammit this is a good video.
• Rihanna LOVES fingering herself. What! That's what her shirt says!
• A man robbed a store. His defense is that the store's called Finders Keepers. Fair argument, case dismissed.
• A dog is crying while watching Mufasa die in The Lion King. I feel you, bro.
• And a shopping cart fail compilation. It's as if the only thing they're good for is holding your groceries.

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The only thing between you and death was an airbag. And about 50 pounds of rouge.

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At least Monday's over.

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"Well, Jesus Christ, woman!  Don't just sit there!  Get out of the car and start cooking us something."

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Watch this on repeat until the clock strikes 5.

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Not because he was injured in the accident.  I'm talking about a psychiatric hospital.

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Well why don't you tell 86-year-old Leroy Luetscher about it? Oh wait, he has pruning shears lodged in his eye socket. So he probably doesn't want to hear about how your roommate's car was blocking yours in this morning.

Also, he's 86. So his hearing might not be that great anyway.

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Trampolines are the 3rd most leading cause of early death behind cancer and being a child actor. Maybe. I didn't look that up.

Anyway, they're dangerous!!!

This isn't the most terrifying trampoline accident we've seen nor is it the most painful fall. I bellyflopped off a rope swing last week and my bruises probably rival this kid's. I'M SINCERELY SORRY I DIDN'T GET THAT ON CAMERA.

But it's always fun to see children fly off trampolines. Especially right after their mom says, "You're landing this every time."

You could have at least knocked on wood, Mom! ?That Kid

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Awesome. Thanks.

Mind if I leave my passenger here? I think he's dead.

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