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"People get Oscars for enunciation, right?" -the last guy in this video

[via DoucheChillz]

"The service either needs to be consistently good or consistently bad." -Gleana M.

[via Tastefully Offensive, previously]

Wanna know what movie magic is? Casting.

[via Izismile]

Pretty sure "the calls are coming from inside the baby" is an actual quote from Battleship.

[via Funny Or Die]

He's 51.  She's 16.  And for over two months now, they've been married.

I hate feeding attention whores, but the interviews they give are so creepy they're hard to ignore.

Supposedly, Courtney met formerly semi-respectable actor Doug Hutchison while contacting him about acting classes.

Honey, you can't even handle real life.  How can you think you'll ever be able to act?

But here's acting lesson #1: Use less of your face.

[via BuzzFeed]

Don't get too excited.  There's no Tosh.0 movie in the works… yet…

But when the time comes to make one, we'll probably let you guys write it.  Though I'm not sure how the censors will feel about the big "boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner" scene…

Still, we might as well start thinking about who could play the role of Daniel Tosh in Tosh.0: The Movie.

Leave your suggestions in the comments.

P.S.  Who is Paul Walker?

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Other than Bieber's haircut, the other big news the past few days has been the passing of legendary comedic (at least in later years) actor Leslie Nielsen.

Hopefully at his funeral they'll recognize him by his real name… Dr. Alan Rumack.

[via Blame It on the Voices]

Ahhh!!!

[The DW]

…Sean Penn will find you. And he'll make you reapply his lipgloss.

[via Dlisted]

This video is the first of a five part series from Esquire.com where the giddy Franco brothers flirt with each other on camera.

They must have made a bet before filming to see who could hold their famous Franco grin for longer because watching this for 3 minutes made my cheeks hurt.

And I wasn't even smiling.

In fact, I had a look of concern on my face. Because I'm worried about how Dave and James' love-child will hear and see after he's born with just a mouth for a head.

[via BWE]