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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

I Play This When I Can't Decide What To Eat

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 9, 2012 at 2:00PM

Great, now I'm also craving a roller rink and a 2-liter of Pepsi.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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I'm Not Sure What You're Getting At

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 6, 2012 at 10:00AM

So Dads who don't care.. ?

[via Izismile]

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caring

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lube

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vaseline

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Who's Tall, Dark, And Super Creepy?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 4, 2012 at 12:00PM

I'M SORRY, WHAT?!?! I CAN'T HEAR YOUR SECRET OVER THE SOUND OF THAT BITCH ORGASMING.

[via Daily of the Day]

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adam

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eve

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Tastes Like Success

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 16, 2012 at 3:00PM

AND it doesn't swear in rap songs.

[via Uber Humor]

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beer

dark

genius

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smith

will

Make Your Own Effing Pasta. Mommy's Getting Laid.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 8, 2012 at 12:00PM

Dad, you've got something on your cheek. Wait.. I didn't make cream sauce..

And yes, this is a real commercial.

[via Devour]

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kid

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Let's Fingering

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 2, 2012 at 10:00AM

Anal beads bracelets not included.

[via I am Bored]

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anal

asian

beads

condom

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magazine

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Horse Riding Fitness. But Not On A Horse.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 24, 2012 at 3:00PM

Or you could have sex!

[via Jest]

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fitness

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Korea

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What's Plaid And Black And Sexy All Over?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 17, 2012 at 10:00AM

Once you go slack you'll never go back.

[via Retronaut]

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70's 1970's

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Oh Look, Your Girlfriend Is On A Bus

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 19, 2012 at 2:00PM

Your girlfriend is an Asian boy.

[via imgur]

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E'erbody Got Time For Sweet Brown's Commercial

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 14, 2012 at 3:00PM

Sweet Brown, the Internet's favorite opponent of Bronchitis, is in a commercial! And oh, Lord Jesus, is it beautiful.

Thank God she made time for dis.

[via i-a-b]

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