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Your girlfriend is an Asian boy.

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Sweet Brown, the Internet's favorite opponent of Bronchitis, is in a commercial! And oh, Lord Jesus, is it beautiful.

Thank God she made time for dis.

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I'm there. Now what, soft drink company??

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Don Draper has nothing on the ad genius at St. Catherine Bakery.

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Sure, her hands were always sticky. Don't overthink it.

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This is a bowling ad. Get your mind out of the gutter.

And your ball too. Because you're bad at bowling.

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Keep your fully grown chompers and your ability to string words into a coherent argument as far as possible from a nipple! Little fucking weirdo.

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At least now you know your stoner neighbor wasn't lying when he claimed to be a "print model".

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"Hey, don't look at us.  We said 'could.'  You're the idiot taking dating advice from subway signs."

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According to Copyranter, this is a real commercial for men's shampoo currently airing in Turkey.

Since I don't speak Turkish, I'm not quite sure what the selling point is.  I mean, I would trust Hitler with my ethnic cleansing, but my hair cleansing…  I don't know….

I bet it could do a number on your Jew fro, though.

My work here is done.

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