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That and Adderall. Am I right, college kids?

NEED TO SELL ADDERALL?

Just call your guidance counselor to let him know you'd like to attend med school.  He'll put you on the proper track for a pre-med major such as biology.  If you commit yourself to four years of academic excellence, your grades may be strong enough to get you into med school.  Once there, you will have to complete four additional years of coursework and on-the-job training (also known as "rotations").  At the end of this period, you will be required to practice as a psychiatric resident for a final four years (bringing your total post-baccalaureate commitment to eight years), after which, you will finally be eligible to take your board examinations.  Assuming you pass, you will become a licensed psychiatrist, at which point, you may prescribe Adderall for certain patients assuming your expert medical opinion concludes this to be the best option in any particular case.

OR YOU CAN JUST WRITE YOUR PHONE NUMBERS ON A FUCKING WHITE BOARD.

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