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Don't you hate it when you plan a boys trip and your girlfriend INSISTS on coming?

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I always wanted to be in a rock band, but this couch is so comfy!

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OK, Suzi, time to get down so we can boil your best and only friend.

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"But how can I water-ski while still creeping everybody out?"

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She's being wheeled off to become the first grandma to die on top of Mount Everest!

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Jonah Peretti, co-founder of Huffington Post and Buzzfeed and unofficial king of the nerds has created a fun little game on Twitter assuring you will never leave your house again. It's called Choose Your Own Twitter Adventure! and it lets you make a series of choices that dictate the storyline of your own personal adventure.

It's like one of those books you read as a kid with all the different storylines, except it's online.

As a kid, those books were good because the excitement of choosing your own fate kept you reading. Now it's just another thing that's keeping you on Twitter for longer than you should be.

I say, go outside. Get off the computer. That's where your real adventure will begin. You can dictate your fate with every decision you make it real life, too. Go. Go live life.

Wait… don't really go. Guys? Come back! Don't leave me here by myself! I don't know which wire to cut! The blue one?

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"i went to the best party last night."

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