affair

Last week, The National Enquirer broke the news that To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen had been "caught" himself — cheating on his wife.

Now, The Daily Mail reports that Hansen also engaged in "sexting" during the affair.  And those pics may be coming soon to a computer near you…

"The NBC anchor is said to be terrified that the steamy pictures will be leaked and end up on the internet," writes The Mail.

The Internet has a funny way of handing out karma: You use the Internet to pretend you are an underage girl to bust perverts, so the Internet shows the world a picture of your dong.  It's a delicate but fair balance.

And though the pics haven't leaked yet, descriptions are making the rounds:

"'One of the images shows Chris standing in a hotel room in front of a large mirror. He's wearing only a white bathrobe that's completely open – showing off his entire chest and midsection – with one hand concealing his genitals.'"

Oh god.  Just show us the pics.  They can't be worse than having to use my imagination to conjure up images of a naked Chris Hansen debating which way of holding his junk is most erotic.

At least the good news is that the woman, aged 30, is an adult.  We wouldn't want to make Alanis Morissette's head to explode.

I'm done making fun of Tiger Woods. The jokes have run dry. We've all moved on. He's back to playing golf and we're back to making fun of Justin Bieber. Life is in order again.

But I'm posting this anyway. Because this is not a joke. This is art.

[via Julia Segal]

With Leather reports on the poor man above who has combined his woes and the woes of Tiger Woods into a small piece of sunshine.

Ha.  It is a cute sign.  With a quick wit like that this guy should get off the streets and into a comedy writing gig!

Except every time he gets a penny in his pocket he spends it on crack.  That's his problem.  He's addicted to crack.

Ha?