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Tara Reid In 2054

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 14, 2014 at 12:00PM

"Still probably would." -our blogger Josh

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age

boob job

fake boobs

gross

implants

old

old woman

wtf

Molly Hates Birthdays

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 13, 2014 at 2:00PM

Maybe they should quit reminding her how old she is in human years.

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age

birthday

Bitch

candle

dog years

dogs

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The Corpse Who Cried Life

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 1, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Every damn time I take a nap, some asshole mortician tries to embalm me!"

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age

alive

car

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grandpa

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not dead yet

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sleep

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 10, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

Take That, Death!

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 26, 2013 at 1:00PM

This form of arthritis is most common in NYC cab drivers.

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