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Hey, Time: Suck My D*ck

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 2, 2013 at 3:00PM

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And while you're at it, tell the Grim Reaper he can lick Werther's Originals off my wrinkled pre-World War I ballsack.

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Take That, Death!

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 26, 2013 at 1:00PM

This form of arthritis is most common in NYC cab drivers.

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You Forgot The Zombies

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 20, 2013 at 3:00PM

No, Isaac. That's what your HEADSTONE will look like. You'll look much worse.

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Aaand We're Old

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 24, 2012 at 3:00PM

Take off your pants and put on a house robe, you old farts.

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Someone Give This Video To D.A.R.E.

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 2, 2012 at 2:00PM

This is your face.

This is your face on drugs.

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