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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, May 22

There's No Vaccine For Ugly Footwear

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 20, 2013 at 1:00PM

adidas

These sneakers are really popular in Africa.

[via Uber Humor]

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These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 25, 2013 at 1:00PM

Just the AIDS, please. I'm on a health kick lately.

[via Break]

I Hear You Can Get That From Tattoos

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 11, 2012 at 2:00PM

This really trumps my ALLERGIC TO CATS tramp stamp.

[via I am Bored]

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Play Safe

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 22, 2012 at 6:00PM

You don't know where I'm hiding.

[via The Chive]

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Ad Uses a Facebook Joke to Promote Safe Sex

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 3, 2012 at 4:00PM

FIRST!

[via The High Definite]

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Get Infected

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 21, 2011 at 11:00AM

…with knowledge. At this very nice college in Nigeria.

You can experiment with humanities courses! Instead of hypodermic needles. Get a tutor! Instead of a tumor. Live the movie The Social Network. Instead of the musical Rent.

[via The Chive]

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Usher No Longer Cares About AIDS

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 6, 2010 at 3:00PM

Usher and other celebrities made a vow last week to not tweet again until $1 million dollars was raised for Keep A Child Alive charity for AIDS.

But, as we all know because we all read this blog on a daily basis and never miss one single post, fans didn't really come through as planned. It's been a week and they still haven't raised half of the funds.

However, that didn't stop the singer from wishing a happy belated birthday to a friend. Then tweeting 3 more times this weekend.

There's AIDS. And then there's Usher's shout to "the lil homie Prince JB". Only one of those things can wait.

Can't Kiss This Kitten

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 18, 2010 at 11:00AM

Yeah, well maybe that kitten has seen the results of her AIDS test.

Call PETA!

[via BuzzFeed]

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Hot Dogs and AIDS

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 21, 2010 at 4:00PM

hotdogs

This deal is a total rip-off!  I don't even like hot dogs!

[via Reddit]

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Facebook Makes You Smarter?

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | September 8, 2009 at 3:00PM

FB

I'm so glad scientists are researching the effects of social networking sites instead of curing AIDS.  Gives me a sense of peace.  In this fascinating article, the research proves that being on Facebook can improve your intelligence while being on Twitter harms it.  

I'm don't see how obsessively "liking" and "unliking" people's statuses on Facebook differs from live tweeting the NIN concert you went to on Twitter, but what do I know?  I'm not a scientist!

I think this researcher is just trying to justify her endless browsing of tagged photos of herself because it's ruining her own life.  We know scientists party too, Tracey, you don't have to worry about what people from high school are thinking.  Get back to that important research.

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