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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Richard Branson dressed up like a lady. Turns out he has great legs. 
• Animal Livestreams! Go ahead. Watch baby ducks all day.
• Goldblumings might be the best single-topic tumblr ever.
• Meet wheelie man. He does wheelies like, all the time.
• Hot girls wash cars with their boobs. Women's rights!
• Kanye West ran his face into a sign, promptly flips the fuck out.
• Everyone wants to live on Mars, which is weird because Mars looks boring as shit.
• Mind the gap is all about girl's butts in underwear. I'm really delivering the T&A today.
• A woman got arrested on a flight and wouldn't stop singing I Will Always Love You. I honestly don't see the problem here.
• And here's what a missed connection in Alaska looks like. Hint: birding.

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Featuring some of the latest stuff you're tweeting at Daniel Tosh.

How thoughtful! So did he cum or what? Details!

Last Thursday, we showed you "World Record Paper Airplane Distance.mov" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

Great– Another guy who can't go down properly.

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Amanda Romano.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

This video is called "World Record Paper Airplane Distance.mov."  Dot mov??  Slow down, poindexter.  Let's do what this person should've done before uploading to YouTube and rename this video.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was HunterDad Alexander with his title, "THIS IS HOW HAPPY I AM TO FINALLY BE OUT OF TOSH'S ASS!"  It's not funny though.  I did some additional reading on this video and I think the hamster may have been mentally impaired.  Shame on you, HunterDad.  Shame.  But congratulations!

"And then I was charged a $35 fee for complimentary luggage cleaning."

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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Never fly Virgin Airlines. That shit was weird.

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The best part about this headline is that they put "drunk" in quotes — like, he says he was drunk, but I'm pretty sure he did it on purpose.

I guess live DirecTV isn't enough entertainment for some people…

Read the full story on NYPost.com.

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This very NSFW rant has been a huge viral sensation since hitting the web yesterday.

Good to see Tracy Morgan back on his feet and finding work in a new industry.

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Last Friday, we showed you "Amazing Flying Penguin" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.