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In The Event Of A Fire

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 7, 2014 at 9:00PM

Take a selfie and post to Facebook before you lose consciousness.

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Ew, You're Gross, Stop

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 24, 2014 at 12:00PM

TO EVERYONE WHO TAKES THEIR SHOES OFF ON PLANES: You are not in your living room picking your nose while House Hunters is on.

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10 F*cks That Simply Can't Be Given

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

Have you ever gotten to that point where you just can't bring yourself to care about anything? I think we all have, but so few of us have actually reached our true potential for indifference.

The genuine heroes in this post however, like the man who won't let one little arrest harsh his buzz, have officially reached the apex of not giving a fuck. In fact, they passed it a long time ago and haven't looked back, because frankly, they can't be bothered to.

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When A Yelp Review Isn't Enough

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 25, 2014 at 6:00PM

Now every Sabrina in the city has a complex.

[via The Chive]

10 Cases Of Perfect Timing

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 24, 2014 at 3:00PM

The internet is a seemingly endless landscape of pictures you couldn't give two actual shits about. But in the midst of all the unnecessary baby updates and glamour shots of food you shouldn't be all that proud of having made, once in a great while, the stars align, and the perfect picture is born.

Thanks to a magical mix of timing and happenstance, we are gifted with everlasting photographs like the one you see above, offering a candid look at what happens when the homoerotic practices of the American fraternity meet a man made of Silly Putty (much love to the guy in the retro Dan Marino jersey, though).

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