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Your Cat Is a Total Dick

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 17, 2012 at 1:00PM

It's your own damn fault.  Who attaches the door stop to the door??

Attach it to the wall like a normal, functioning member of society.

[via Gawker]

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If You Sleep In It'll Cost You

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 2, 2011 at 4:00PM

The latest invention to make the rounds on the web: an alarm clock that gives you extra incentive to get up…  It shreds money if you continue to sleep.

What's next?  An alarm clock you strap to your balls and every minute you don't get up it clamps down harder on your balls…??

Filing patent now…

[via Laughing Squid]

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An Alarm Clock That Shakes Your Bed

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | July 1, 2009 at 12:52PM

Bed vibrator alarm clock

The iLuv iMM153 is an iPod alarm clock which also includes a unit that attaches to a bedpost, vibrating your bed when it's time to wake up.

We can think of a second use for a vibrating bed. But this homemade version is a vast improvement on both fronts:

[iLuv via Gizmodo]

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