alcohol

Hey guys, it's May 17th. You know what that means: only 11 more months to my birthday. But what to get for the man who has everything, and by "everything" I mean a drinking problem?

I've helped you out and compiled 10 slosh-tastic gift ideas for either me or the special sauce-hound in your life. Ideas like the stealthy "Wallet Flask"(above), or perhaps something a bit more traditional, like the "Booze Belt"(below).

Click below for more alcohol-themed gifts, ya lush.

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Because she suggested something new, Natalie is now my best friend. Or was she already??

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Excellent mug shots. Somebody's rockin' the smoky eye!
• Tan Mom's music single IS the internet.
• A man got sent a threatening dildo. I wonder if he kept it.
• How to make a graduation cap flask so you can be a shitshow in front of your girlfriend's parents.
• This is the best shopping list ever, even though she forgot Fudgesicles.
• Sexy girls' underboobs! Most of the real weight's down there anyway.
• Here's the Charles Ramsey interview. Yes, salsa dancing.
• 5 most ridiculous lies ever told to impress a woman. Why isn't "My dick is huge" on there?
• Lewiston, Maine residents respond to the fires, are just classy to the max.
• And JA RULE IS OUT OF PRISON!! It must be the ass, that got me like that…

Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

When given Adderall, the spider wrote a thirty page paper in under an hour, then dressed like a whore and went out for the night.

[via YouTube]

My resolution is to not watch this on loop for the entire year. (Probably not gonna stick to this one, either.)

[via Kirill Was Here]

What he means is "TGIF."

[via The Chive]

The first step is admitting you're an alcoholic squirrel.

[via Acid Cow]

Fun fact: This is actually the safest way to open a beer while driving.

[via Unique Daily]

According to the Huffington Post, a University of Tennessee student is in the hospital for alcohol poisoning because of a practice known as "butt chugging." In my day you drank first, and then came the butt stuff.

For when you want your vodka to taste more like feet.

[via izismile]