alcoholic

"Couple more rounds and I won't be able to walk, either!"

[via The Chive]

Two things that don't mix: white cars and alcoholic friends.

[via Break]

Pretty impressive 'til you realize he's also shitting and pissing himself.

[via Acid Cow]

Who says you can't get seasick in a landlocked state?

[via Break]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

So did you guys kiss?

The ONE cool thing about having an alcoholic father.

[via LolPix]

I always have the worst luck on Friday the 13th.

Like last Friday the 13th, I spent the night in jail for public intoxication!

That's why I'm going to finish up these bottles before I head into work… to take the edge off.

[via My Food Looks Funny]

I love Misery Bear.

The first time I watched, I was like, Eh, that's kind of slow or whatever. But after watching it a second time I realized…

This bear is sooo f'ing miserable.

How can you not love a bear that tweets: "going to get drunk now"?  Or drinks Jack Daniel's to do his laundry?

If Misery Bear doesn't simultaneously ruin and make your day, you just don't have enough compassion in your life for alcoholic teddy bears.