alien

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The Shocker Halloween costume. It's funny but smells a little weird. 
• Watermelon Oreos sound absolutely disgusting. What a stupid idea.
• Hairy leggings are a good way to fend off perverts AND stay single forever.
• Heat vs Spurs cheerleaders is the real competition here.
• A news videobomb compilation! Never gets old.
• Rihanna hit someone with her microphone, because surely nobody is videotaping her during a concert.
• A dude thinks he's an alien, definitely isn't one.
• A bunch of Kelly Brook GIFs! Boobs goin' up and down.
• The Anchorman 2 trailer looks excellent. I'm ready for a moustache ride.
• A dog hotel called The Paw Seasons is real. Real annoying.
• And the most amusing athlete mug shots, not to be confused with the thousands of other athlete mugshots that are not amusing.

[photo via Buy Costumes]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• 13 epic webcam fails. Sexy and stupid. BINGO!
• Alien and Predator are friends. I hope they share cotton candy after.
• An amazing people compilation! One day, not soon, I'll be in it.
• The best gamer photos ever. SWAG stands for Serious Warcrafters Avoiding Girls, right?
• Skrillex getting hit in the face by the stage. Came outta nowhere.
• Father's Day gift ideas. Can't I just buy him a beer?
• Chick with a very small waist is absolutely terrifying.
• Ralph the boxer chilling in his chair. Porn on the TV, blunt in his paw, I assume.
• 23 autocorrect fails. When I write "circus" it changes to "virus". Not cool.
• And the 22 hottest Jennifer Lawrence photos ever. Katniss be lookin' fine as hell.

[still via YouTube]

To summarize: Ian the octopus man is an octopus man (but is NOT your boyfriend), cat people are highly sexual, that British dude is not convinced, you have a cat grandmother, you have sex with aliens at bus stops (where else would you do it, honestly), briefcase game time, you're friends with The Greys, the British dude makes a bad Grey's Anatomy joke.

[via Barstool]

Mommy fucked an alien. Deal with it.

[via Cherryplucker]

This is how people in Europe have fun. And why I'll never visit Europe.

[via LiveLeak]

Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

I personally think aliens are made out of Jell-O but what the hell do I know.

[via YouTube]

I was fourteen once. I know what's going on here.

[via Izismile]

Ever have one of those days when you just want to go home?

[via It Makes No Sense]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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