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TOSH.0 BLOG Monday, May 20

This Fat Safari Animals Post Is Going To Be Really Weird (And Awesome)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 21, 2013 at 2:00PM

They're doing their best "Midwestern American" impression.

[via Daily of the Day]

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Honey, Hide Your Handbags

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 3, 2012 at 11:00AM

Don't worry, he always does this before eating 5 people.

[via The Clearly Dope]

A Guy, A Douche, And A Reptile

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 18, 2012 at 1:00PM

I can't believe this photo isn't a CBS sitcom yet.

[via The Chive]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Gator Guy

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 18, 2011 at 12:00PM

Rock out with your croc out!

We received over 1600 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Gary Huskey.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.  (For example, I was personally a big fan of "Gator-AIDS.")

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Gator Guy

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 14, 2011 at 4:00PM

No!  I didn't have sex with a crocodile.
I had sex with an alligator. You can tell by the snout.

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'And Then They Made Her Into A Purse'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 1, 2011 at 4:00PM

"Aw man, I'm so sorry. She was a good reptile."

[via eeeeeee]

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Alligator Smashes Watermelon !

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 4, 2009 at 6:00PM

An early experiment in the making of Gatorade.

It's Gallagator!

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