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Yep, He's Pissed

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 9, 2013 at 4:00PM

Did anyone notice if Jesus was being chased by a 500 lb gator when they saw him walking on water?

[via The Chive]

Fun With Mortal Danger

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 23, 2013 at 1:00PM

"After this I'm putting a salmon diaper on him and dangling him over the bear enclosure!"

[via Izismile]

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Of Course, Wal-Mart

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 9, 2013 at 1:00PM

"Excuse me, which aisle are your turtle eggs in?"

[via Uber Humor]

Children Will Never Want To Swim Again

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 30, 2013 at 2:00PM

I'm seriously debating which I'd rather experience. His armpit or an actual alligator.

[via The Chive]

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Alligator

armpit

pool

summer

tattoo

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This Fat Safari Animals Post Is Going To Be Really Weird (And Awesome)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 21, 2013 at 2:00PM

They're doing their best "Midwestern American" impression.

[via Daily of the Day]

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Alligator

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animal

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cheetah

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