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Me: What are you up to tonight?
Me: Not much, you?
Me: Nothing. We should hang out!
Me: Absolutely. Wanna drink a bunch of bourbon?
Me: Totally! I'd hate to drink alone.
[via Uber Humor]
"Actually, things are great. Why do you ask?"
[via The Clearly Dope]
"It's taken 60 years of tinkering, but finally avid water skiers and wake boarders have real freedom."
SIXTY YEARS of tinkering!?!? Can you imagine how lonely the guy is that spent 60 years creating a solo ski? That guy is the Ebenezer Scrooge†of water sports.
"Leave me be, friends and neighbors! I prefer to wake board in solitude!"
Yonathan Elias is like Double Rainbow Guy meets Antoine Dodson. He's sooo excited and maybe a little over the top.
Yonathan can do WHATEVER he wants. There's no one in the metro. He's all alone! He's actin' a fool! He can do what he wants!!!
Like… roll on the ground of a subway car?
Wait, that's what you want? That was your big plan?
Okay, you lost us there.
Forever Alone is one of the many offshoots of Rageguy comics (aka FFFUUUUU).† Whereas Rageguy comics make light of the things that piss us off, Forever Alone touches on the things that make us lonely.
But the irony of Forever Alone comics is they can actually make us feel less alone.† They prove that the things that make us feel lonely don't just happen to us, they happen to at least one other person — you know, whoever made the comic.
For many, Valentine's Day is one of the loneliest days of the year.
But here's a bright spot: According to Know Your Meme, the Forever Alone meme first appeared sometime around June 2010.† That means this Valentine's Day is the first ever to be celebrated with Forever Alone!
So, if you're alone this Valentine's, don't wallow in your sadness.† Check out some Forever Alone comics and realize that tons of people out there are just as pathetic as you are!† In fact, they are more pathetic, because they spend their free time making online comics!
Ha, but look at me, telling you where to find them.† You're Forever Alone.† You're probably an expert at using the Internet.
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