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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 18

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 14, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

"OMG Olivia is so alone, I LOVE it!" -the 3 people who favorited this tweet

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 9, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Save it for the OKCupid Profile, buddy.

How Sweet Of You To Ask!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 26, 2012 at 10:00AM

Me: What are you up to tonight?

Me: Not much, you?

Me: Nothing. We should hang out!

Me: Absolutely. Wanna drink a bunch of bourbon?

Me: Totally! I'd hate to drink alone.

[via Uber Humor]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 7, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Just take comfort in knowing there are 2.5 million people doing the exact same thing. (Without you.)

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Hey Buddy, Save Some Fun For The Rest of Us

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 1, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Actually, things are great. Why do you ask?"

[via The Clearly Dope]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 17, 2012 at 5:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Yes, get a cat.

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Do You Have Absolutely No Friends? Well, Don't Let That Stop You From Water Skiing!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 27, 2011 at 5:00PM

"It's taken 60 years of tinkering, but finally avid water skiers and wake boarders have real freedom."

SIXTY YEARS of tinkering!?!? Can you imagine how lonely the guy is that spent 60 years creating a solo ski? That guy is the Ebenezer Scrooge of water sports.

"Leave me be, friends and neighbors! I prefer to wake board in solitude!"

[via Geekologie]

Actin' A Fool In The Metro

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 5, 2011 at 3:00PM

Yonathan Elias is like Double Rainbow Guy meets Antoine Dodson. He's sooo excited and maybe a little over the top.

Yonathan can do WHATEVER he wants. There's no one in the metro. He's all alone! He's actin' a fool! He can do what he wants!!!

Like… roll on the ground of a subway car?

Wait, that's what you want? That was your big plan?

Okay, you lost us there.

[via BWE]

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Spend Your Valentine's Day 'Forever Alone'

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 14, 2011 at 12:00PM

Forever Alone is one of the many offshoots of Rageguy comics (aka FFFUUUUU).  Whereas Rageguy comics make light of the things that piss us off, Forever Alone touches on the things that make us lonely.

But the irony of Forever Alone comics is they can actually make us feel less alone.  They prove that the things that make us feel lonely don't just happen to us, they happen to at least one other person — you know, whoever made the comic.

For many, Valentine's Day is one of the loneliest days of the year.

But here's a bright spot: According to Know Your Meme, the Forever Alone meme first appeared sometime around June 2010.  That means this Valentine's Day is the first ever to be celebrated with Forever Alone!

So, if you're alone this Valentine's, don't wallow in your sadness.  Check out some Forever Alone comics and realize that tons of people out there are just as pathetic as you are!  In fact, they are more pathetic, because they spend their free time making online comics!

You can find some decent Forever Alone archives at Know Your Meme or by searching Reddit.  You can even make your own Forever Alones and buy Forever Alone t-shirts.

Ha, but look at me, telling you where to find them.  You're Forever Alone.  You're probably an expert at using the Internet.

[image via Memebase]

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