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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

Are You Two Sisters?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 1, 2012 at 11:00AM

Don't forget to spay or neuter your daughter.

[via It Makes No Sense]

Tags: 

America

boobs

cleavage

dog

kids

ladies

pink

poodle

prom night

weird

wtf

With A Sweet Ride Like That?

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 30, 2012 at 5:00PM

Just got tested. Time to celebrate with a VANITY PLATE!

[via Acid Cow]

Americans Are Not Stupid. Except That They Are.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 25, 2012 at 2:00PM

Which one is throwing the rocks?

[via LiveLeak]

Hang Your Laundry Elsewhere, Lady Liberty

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 22, 2012 at 1:00PM

Fun fact: These are slightly smaller than the average American's underpants.

[via me! I took this pic!]

'Stop.'-George Washington's Ghost

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 11, 2012 at 11:00AM

Just when you thought U.S. currency couldn't be worth any less.

[via badtvblog]

Debate Round-Up

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 4, 2012 at 3:00PM

Now it's even harder to tell who won.

[via Happy Place]

Is Our Generation Jobless And Awesome? Yep.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 17, 2012 at 2:00PM

I'm going to vote for Obama, but only because I lost a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

God Bless America

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 12, 2012 at 1:00PM

Ever wonder what the opposite of a gym looks like?

[Via Izismile]

Tags: 

America

escalator

fat

lazy

mall

obesity

You Tell 'Em!

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 12, 2012 at 11:00AM

Sorry, Spanaiards.

[Via The Chive]

Congratulations, You Just Invented A New Fire Hazard

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 10, 2012 at 5:00PM

For those who love grilled bratwurst, but hate the world.

[Via Izismile]

Tags: 

America

bbq

fire

hot dogs

house

inventions

lazy

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