Don't forget to spay or neuter your daughter.
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Just got tested. Time to celebrate with a VANITY PLATE!
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Which one is throwing the rocks?
Fun fact: These are slightly smaller than the average American's underpants.
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Just when you thought U.S. currency couldn't be worth any less.
I'm going to vote for Obama, but only because I lost a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
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For those who love grilled bratwurst, but hate the world.
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