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If there was an award for trolling this shit out of your own kid, this mom would win.

"What's wrong?  Your pain is not a big deal, Laney.  She's a loser and so are you for crying.  Hey!  I'm just joking.  I'm not your real mom.  Your real mom wouldn't fuck with you like this.  U mad bro?"

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Every week we see countless comments that have nothing to do with anything. Our favorite this week came from David Mayer in response to the Ninja vs. Plastic Container video.

In my mind, ninjas and coleslaw go together like Steven Tyler and American Idol. As in, not at all.

Why is he on that show? So random.

Anyway! KFC has a perfectly balanced coleslaw recipe:

Now that we know exact measurements, we can focus on more relevant topics. Like the motherf***ing backyard ninja.

Every week we see countless irrelevant comments. Our favorite this week came from AmerIdolWatcher in response to some bread shaped like a penis.

You know what's irrelevant? American Idol. In any context. Ever.

Daniel does his best Simon impression by giving a brutally honest review of "American Idol".

Did you miss the American Idol Girls' Web Redemption? Check it out here!

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel tries to figure out what made those American Idol Girls cry like little girls this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

Daniel Tosh sends the American Idol Girls on a quest to meet their true love, David Archuleta.

Daniel gives the American Idol Girls a chance to meet the one and only David Archuleta.

It all happens TOMORROW at 10:30pm/9:30c on Comedy Central! OMG!!!!

This week, Daniel gives the American Idol Girls a chance to redeem themselves. (And maybe even meet David Archuleta…OMG!!!!)

Tune in this WEDNESDAY at 10:30pm/9:30c on Comedy Central to see them scream again.

To create successful reality television, simply follow these steps:

1. Combine premises of other shows (preferably ones involving fat people)
2. Pitch to VH1
3. Roll around in your piles of money

I am going to pitch a show where fat people from Jersey live in a large house on a deserted island with celebrity alcoholics.

Tyra Banks judges their manners while Dr. Drew judges their cooking. The winner of the show (male or female) gets to marry Tila Tequila.

It's going to be called American Idol.