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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• 30 high school kids suspended because of twerk video. But the internet made them do it!
• You can't name your baby Anal anymore. Yeah I know. It sucks.
• Some chick took boobie pics during the A's game, marking the first interesting thing to happen at a baseball game.
• Here's Vanilla Ice as Captain Hook… HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THIS.
• Amanda Bynes is playing Strip Twitter with herself lately. Cool fishnets.
• The worst children's toys ever made, besides My First Rifle (too soon?)
• Nipples! Because I've given you enough butts lately.
• Sex toy races are all the rage in Vegas. I hope they treat them humanely.
• Someone's looking for a nudist roommate. If you wanna jack off together that's cool too.
• And for you crazy cats out there, here's 80's Don Draper's Twitter account. Yes.

[photo via Barstool]

Is this what they mean by "tax benefits"?

[via Acid Cow]

Great, now she'll never be able to wear her hair up on the first date.

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Now they're just celebrating.

[via Izismile]

Unless of course "violent diarrhea" counts as a language. ;)

[via Acid Cow]

Congratulations to Alexa Darrin/Byte Size Films, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

Don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

I once bought my anus bongos, but he totally rectum. THANK YOU, good night.

[via The Chive]

Muppets? At an anal party? Mine just involve me and a boiled carrot.

[via I Am Bored]

I wish I were as committed to anything as this man is to having a loose anus.

[via CollegeHumor]

My boyfriend says that to me all the time.

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