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Posted by: Josh Keown | January 25, 2014 at 10:00AM

"Why am I always attracting dyslexic men?"

- Ana to her friends at brunch.

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The Classy Way To Say "No Butt Stuff"

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 21, 2013 at 1:00PM

She still gives off a pretty whorey vibe, but at least she's not taking it in the pooper.

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FYI, I Hear Hallmark Is Hiring

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 1, 2013 at 10:00AM

Is this what they mean by "tax benefits"?

[via Acid Cow]

Oh, The Match Ended Hours Ago

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 22, 2013 at 3:00PM

Now they're just celebrating.

[via Izismile]

Things You Never Thought You Would Try

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 8, 2011 at 4:00PM

I get the joke, but come on…  It's Berkeley.  Don't tell me students "never thought" about anal sex.

If you go to Berkeley, your family's probably so liberal your gay parents had you videotaping them having anal sex as soon as you could hold a camera.

[via Reddit]