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This clip is a lot funnier if you're high on legal substances.

[via The Daily What]

To hell with the Kardashians.  I wanna keep up with this guy.  He's hilarious!

If he was selling a line of suits, I'd be all over it… even if they were so shitty that only Sears would carry them.

But let this be a lesson to all of you: Don't bring your weak bullshit to a Philadelphia satellite interview.  People there eat cheesesteaks like you for breakfast.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

"Is there a building shaking?"

"Yes, Ron. The one we're in."

You never know what's behind closed doors but you REALLY never know what's standing right in front of you talking to your cameraman.

[via Stuff]

President Obama and top lawmakers are working to come up with a budget agreement to raise the amount of cunt in America.

That seems very unnecessary. There's plenty in Washington alone!

They all know Michele Bachmann, right?

[via Dlisted]

It's almost the weekend. So go ahead and be like A.J. Hilton. Take the day off.

[via College Humor]

Do you also find farts endlessly funny? Of course you do!

Well get ready because we've got a new fart joke-filled episode of Tosh.0 coming your way TONIGHT at 10.

And if you really love farts as much as your whoopee cushion collection would imply, then you are going to be shitting yourself with laughter.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Toilet humor.

[via BIOTV]

Okay, I have one. What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?

Nothing, because he doesn't speak English very well. And he probably doesn't know what a hot dog is.

[via TBT]

Well that explains the teen pregnancy rates.

[via It Makes No Sense]

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel discovers how Brian Collins' terrible first-ever on-camera appearance didn't deter him from pursuing his dream in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.