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I'm not an evil genius.  I just know to steal from guys with greasy fingers.

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Mashable reports that the legendary smartphone game Angry Birds has been downloaded over 42 million times.  Forty… two… million.

Even more amazing though is that it earns over a $1 million a month in advertising revenue.  That's good news for all of you Angry Birds fans out there: Every time you play Angry Birds, you're helping the economy.

But we can help the economy more.

WolframAlpha says the current US deficit is $1.3 trillion.  So, if everyone just plays 11,000 times more Angry Birds, Rovio — the company that makes Angry Birds — could raise enough money to erase the deficit in one year!

Now, unfortunately, Rovio is a Finland-based company …which could pose a problem.  Not to mention that there's no reason for a privately-owned company to give 100% of their earnings to the government.  But those are just small kinks that we can surely work out.

For now, just go start playing even more Angry Birds.  For America's sake!

I'm very proud of my title.  Let's just get that out of the way.

But on to the news, Geekology pointed me toward this interesting finding:

"According to a recent study of smart phone users, people with iPhones have the most sexual partners (and VDs), followed by those with Blackberries and Androids."

Makes perfect sense to me.  I feel like younger people tend to have iPhones and older people tend to have Blackberries.  And younger people tend to get more poontang and older people tend to be married and have kids and hate their lives.

And then I have an Android, so that's severely hurting the Android's number because I get serious negative amounts of ass.  Serious negative.

The Android and the iPhone each have apps now that make it possible to safely text while walking. The built-in cameras project an image of what's in front of you and set it as the background while you're texting.

What a useful invention!

You know when I was a kid we used to have walk blindly as we texted both ways in the snow.

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I'm going to be spending my weekend recreating this video wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.