Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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Dear Elvis Impersonator, Let me eat my blackberry Jello and die in peace. Athankyaverymuch.
[Via The Chive]
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"And by 'technical difficulties,' I mean Gordon Boyd hasn't been the same since his 15-year-old son posted those emasculating photos of him on Facebook. He was… He was a great reporter once… This fall from grace is sad really."
[via Cynical-C]
Watch this woman go ballistic after being denied Nuggets at a McDonald's early in the morning on New Years Day. Turns out they don't serve Chicken McNuggets at 6:30am. Go figure. It seems like a perfectly reasonable item to request as you're coming down from a PCP binge.
But make sure you keep watching all the way to the end. The very end. "Um, I don't want to cause a whole thing here, but I think you forgot my coffee."
Still, I understand where this woman is coming from. Who hasn't put their fist through a window at the Taco Bell? Bitches never give me enough hot sauce. Mild sauce, my f*#@ing ass!!!!! What the hell am I supposed to do with all this mild sauce!?
Here are more details, including a mugshot via The Smoking Gun.
Do you ever dump macaroni into a boiling pot of water only to
have the cheese packet follow it? Forget the one item you initially
came to the grocery store to buy? Step in a small puddle after
donning a pair of fresh socks?
Then I have a friend for you. Rageguy is another 4chan meme: He's an angry man drawn in MS Paint. He appears at the end of a 4-pane comic and the three panes leading up to his rage setup a scene we've all experienced — those little frustrations we all have in common. It's like the famous proverb, "People who snore always fall asleep first which will cause an angry temper tantrum in your soul."
One guy searched the web for the best versions of rageguy and put them all in one place. It's quite a feat considering the comics only have one common keyword: an indiscriminate number of F's and U's.
There's sure to be at least one comic in this rage reservoirthat makes you laugh. Check out my favorite after the jump.
Ah, Craigslist. Good for so many things.
Here's a new one: Venting anger towards a drunken stranger.
Our knowledge of netiquette is slightly better than our knowledge of how to act IRL, but we're pretty sure that if someone vomits all over you at a professional sporting event, you can take it out on him right then and there.
Save your internet usage for selling your vomit laden jersey on eBay as "slightly used."
[via Reddit]
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