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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Richard Branson dressed up like a lady. Turns out he has great legs. 
• Animal Livestreams! Go ahead. Watch baby ducks all day.
• Goldblumings might be the best single-topic tumblr ever.
• Meet wheelie man. He does wheelies like, all the time.
• Hot girls wash cars with their boobs. Women's rights!
• Kanye West ran his face into a sign, promptly flips the fuck out.
• Everyone wants to live on Mars, which is weird because Mars looks boring as shit.
• Mind the gap is all about girl's butts in underwear. I'm really delivering the T&A today.
• A woman got arrested on a flight and wouldn't stop singing I Will Always Love You. I honestly don't see the problem here.
• And here's what a missed connection in Alaska looks like. Hint: birding.

[photo via Buzzfeed]

Eventually, the Ugly Duckling turned into a beautiful swan (who was actually just a guy jerking off in a lake).

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Is that dog female? Because if so, that's really dangerous.

[via College Humor]

"SO MANY PLANS EAT FLOWERS LAY IN THE SUN FOREST PARTY MAYBE GO ON A HIKE."

[via Uber Humor]

"Thank God It's A Cat Licking A Vacuum Cleaner."

[via College Humor]

He's not really sniffing that pole. He's just pretending not to know his owner.

[via Acid Cow]

Here at the Tosh blog, we get thousands of e-mails a day, all asking the same thing: "How can I spice up the relationship between me and my dog?" Good news! We may have found a cure for your canine-related blues.

Now that's a "HOT" "DOG!"

I'd like to take THIS one to the "pound", if you know what I mean! (Have sex with it.)

This one just seems sad. A.K.A. is the sexiest one of all! HELLO!

Jokes I didn't use in this post:

More like "All Dogs Go To HARD-ON!"
This one's giving me a total "Milk-BONER!"
I am literally jerking off to these pantyhose-wearing dogs!

Okay, that's it.

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To-Do List:
a) Drag Cat To Mall
b) Get Wetzel's Pretzel
c) Spend Rest Of Life Alone

[via Acid Cow]

My favorite part is how sad they seem.

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Someone put cocaine in my birdseed and I've never felt more alive.

[via Acid Cow]