Dog Loves Satan
Dog mauls owner's face at 18 second mark.
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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19
Stupid Cat Desperate for Water
And to think, all she had to do was deny her cat water for 2 weeks to make him this desperate.
Let's all laugh at his pain while I get PETA on the line.
[via BuzzFeed]
This Is Why I Hate Dogs
People put their stupid dogs in stupid peacoats that cost $70 dollars then take them to restaurants and malls and treat them like humans.
It's a dog. It wants you to throw the bright yellow ball and feed it dry, crunchy food. That's it. Stop dressing it. Stop carrying it in a purse and talking to it like a baby.
Ugh, dogs. Or is it dog owners that I hate?
I mean, there's no way Mookie actually wants to be wearing that trench coat. Poor Mookie. And who named you that?!
Stupid freaking humans.
[via The DW]
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