Sometimes you just want to see a fellow human get attacked by a seemingly innocent animal. Don’t you? Of course you do.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the goose is the one that posted this video to YouTube. Just to warn other humans.
Goose: "Oh, you think you’re one with nature? You think you’re "outdoorsy"? You come here and kill my cousins and float around in your stupid little kayak like you’re one of us. Well you’re not! And anytime I want to start attacking you with my beak and my impressive wingspan, I will. Remember that, nature boy. Remember that. And stop using our likeness to sell vodka! We hate that shit!"