Sometimes I feel like I'm the ONLY person in the world who can't do a good impression of a dog.
What if I have to give a super accurate report of my near-death encounter with a pack of rabid dogs? What will I do then? Just mime it out? I'll never get any press if I don't reenact it with sound effects and facial expressions! I'm screwed.
You know this would have never made the nightly news if that guy wasn't so damn talented. It would have been bumped in favor of this. Because people love their animal impressions!
Arnf! (That was a kitten sneezing.)