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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 18

A Bunch Of Cute Sh*t For The Ladiez

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 25, 2013 at 3:00PM

A baby with adult legs!

The Wizard Of Oz starring a puppy!

A cat humping a Muppet!

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[via Acid Cow, FilmDrunk, Imgur]

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You Know You Want This

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 21, 2013 at 3:00PM

A little something for our readers who fantasize about fucking cats. (We're looking at you, Charles Logan Taft!)

[via Acid Cow]

Yeah, Egypt Was Great

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 20, 2013 at 10:00AM

"What has two humps and just permanently destroyed a woman's face? THIS guy!"

[via Izismile]

Must Be One Of Those Memory Foam Pigs

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 13, 2013 at 3:00PM

Well, it'd be weirder if they were both smoking cigarettes.

[via Greg Johnson]

For When Eating Meat Just Isn't Enough

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 11, 2013 at 11:00AM

What can I say, I don't eat desserts that can't stare back at me.

[via Break]

I Wish My Alarm Clock Were This Creepy

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 7, 2013 at 3:00PM

OK, who showed this rooster "Madea Goes To Jail"?

[via CollegeHumor]

This Fat Safari Animals Post Is Going To Be Really Weird (And Awesome)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 21, 2013 at 2:00PM

They're doing their best "Midwestern American" impression.

[via Daily of the Day]

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In This Week's Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 20, 2013 at 1:21AM

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

I'm Glad Every Animal I Own Dies Immediately

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 13, 2013 at 10:00AM

Fun fact: he has the opposite problem with women. Thank you, good night!

[via Fail Blog]

This Is My Dad Sitting On The Couch (As A Bear)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 14, 2013 at 2:00PM

And you wonder why I never have friends over.

[via Acid Cow]

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