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Patiently awaiting the bus to a middle school science lab.

[via The Daily What]

These deer are like your one friend who manages to make everything that should be fun super uncomfortable.

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Siri, tell me if I'm ever within 10 feet of a black bear.

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Gilbert Gottfried is still really upset about being fired.

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Text From Dog is a very real and funny Tumblr of texts from a dog to a human.

Remember that time your dog stepped on your computer and typed "zzzrzo" and you were like, "Oh my God, I think my dog is trying to tell me he wants to watch Zorro!"

Well this is way cooler than that.

[TextFromDog.tumblr.com via Buzzfeed]

"Okay." -Horse

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The Twelve Days of Christmas song gets really scary when you think about getting six of those fucking things.

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I can't even tell you how many times he's butt dialed me.

[via VVV]

Me neither. But I did dodge a tennis ball going 100 miles per hour.

Just another day at the Tosh.0 office.

[via BWE]

If this sounds familiar to you it's because a singing dog plus a harmonica-playing toddler basically equals Miley Cyrus' music.

[via Tastefully O]